The DH Quiz, October 2005

1. The "D" in DH stands for:
Dumb Daring Dim Double

2. What is the name of DH's co-pilot?
Zion Bryce Ordesa Berg

3. What phrase meant that stoves can be used by certain individuals on DH flights?
"Without stoves, the world would be full of microwaves" "Not many airlines have stoves onboard these days" "Grandmother's can't resist a bit of cooking" "Quick, cook the politicians a sandwhich!"

4. If you are an alien, what must you quote when booking your tickets?
Your favourite earthly fruit Your International Earth Visiting Number Your spaceship's number plate Your mobile teleporter number

5. Which of the following states does DH not fly to?
Italy Luxembourg France Belgium

6. On the contact page, what useful gadget does the secretary have in their mouth?
A calculator DH's new mark 3 T-Shirt A toaster A bookcase

7. A film is currently being made about what for DH Airlines?:
The new keyboard in DH's Office A "lonely hearts" advert for a landpost in Shirley which is red DH's co-pilot's cousin's step mum's last chewing gum stick The floor of the Antarctica Parliament Building

8. DH Two is the following aircraft:
An Airbus A380 A Boeing 747 A DH 171 A Helicopter

9. Hiphopper, DH's brother, had a lifelong ambition to:
Eat the world's largest fairy cake Marry a pink rabbit Say "My names, Hip, Hip Hopper" to the queen when she asked who that most handsom rabbit was Star as a pink rabbit in a Film about the colour pink

10. DH has only once said "Fiddle De Dum De Day". This was when:
He was playing the piano at a brother's wedding He was on his way down to the cash machine that eats American Express cards He was regurgitating the end of an extra tasty cassete tape He had his hand stuck up a vending machine