Dinosaurs have always been welcome on DH Airlines, as shown by this picture below of DH introducing his co-pilot, Bryce, to a microwave:


Now we have been recognised for our wonderous work to accomidate our prehistoric friends with this internationally reknowned and extremely coverted award - its so rarely given out you probably haven't seen it any where else before!

DH Airlines has taken a number of steps to help dinosaurs:

• Special Dinosaur sized VENDASEATS (30m long)
• Seating of Carnivores in seperate classes from Herbivores
• Carnivores are exempt from all passport checks and other attack provoking formalities
• All planes are capable of carrying 10 tonnes of dinosaur "droppings"
• All dinosaurs receive a "I flew DH Airlines" pencil with a description of an airline included
• Dinosaurs are exemt from singing the DH Anthem which, if not sung to an acceptable standard will cause the plane journey to "restart".
• The on board shop sells T-shirts with "I've visited the 20th Century to take home and show off to other dinosaurs who can't afford to time travel (we know that that was last century,but compared to 65 million years, its pretty accurate