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here are our terms and condisitons, they're rather boring so there are lots of link ads on the lefthand side - or is that right. Yes - right is right.

Pokemon
All Pokemon must be put in a cage in a process called "Containerisation" as seen below:
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Mobile Phones

Providing you have a mobile phone that works then you can use it on board our planes. This is because this is where we really score when compared to other airlines. They don't let you use mobiles, but we do. This is because other planes have complex, detailed safety systems, but we don't. Unfortunately, if you don't have a DH mobile the only numbers you will be able to call over the sea are listed below as only the plane transmitters are available here.

• 44800121212 - The Weymouth Pizza Delivery Service. Deliver to anywhere in a 12km radius.
• 33800123456 - The French Museum of Fridge Magnets
• 01800304244 - The World OF Concrete Modern Concrete Dog Kennel Constructors OF Miami, Florida