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here is a list of
our planes:
DH ONE

Aircraft: Boeing 747, with modifications.
Capacity: 356 passengers + 12 crew + 1 Giant Rabbit pilot.
Engines: 2
Wings: 2
Sails: 3 (when wind is strong enough)
Plug Type: Continental European
Seat Colour: green and silver
Classes: DH flying club class:368 DH super super deluxe class:1
Seating System:
VENDASEAT DUSTBINS version 3.5 (€0.50 per seat per hour)
Age: 40 years
Value: €56,023 without D H logo, €1.76 with D H logo.
Safety System: NOTSAFE version 2.8
to view pics of onboard DH One, clicky here
DH TWO

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an exclusive picture of DH Two being tested
Aircraft: Airbus A380 (factory designed for DH Airlines)
Capacity: 600 passengers + 20 crew + 1 giant rabbit pilot + 1 triceratops
co-pilot
Engines: 4
wings: 2 (3 in bad weather)
Sails: none fitted as this is a modern plane
Plug Type: Algerian 5 pronged
Seat Colour: green and silver, except cockpit which is gold
Classes: DH charter flight low leg room economy class: 621 DH super super
super deluxe club
Seating System:VEND-A-SEAT Dustbins version 6.2 (€0.91 per seat per
hour, no change given)
Age: 0 years
Value: € 250 000 000 (without DH logos) €0.54 (with DH logos)
Top speed: M 0.88
Top Range:14,800 km (though DH does not know this)
Wheel trim colour: green, except one which is metallic red
Safety System: NOTATALLSAFEINANYRESPECTWHATSOEVER version 1.2 BETA (testing
thismout for the manufacturer)
Coming soon - DH Time Machine - a revelutionary bit of new kit that
will shock the aviation world and throw the entire concept of expensive
time travel out of the window 2000m above the ground!
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