We have lots of appropriate and inappropriate activities that you can do onboard your flight with us. Below is a list of the facilities onboard, some of which you may not expect on a cruise ship:

Light switches (Only available during day time)
The lights can be either on or off - great variety form a renowned specialist in entertainment - DH Airlines, of course!


Cousions (Only available in the cockpit)
There is a cousion for every passenger on the plane and they have all been placed in a certain area of the plane for extra comfort for the person who needs it most - can you guess where that is?

Clocks (All over the plane)
We also have clocks on our plane - most work and may happen to be at the correct "minutes past" time, but don't ask us what time zone they're in.

Hair Dressers
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Large planes often have hairdressers on board as so many people are hairdressers these days. If you are a hairdresser, there is no charge for you to take up the salon in the back of the plane and charge people for a haircut - don't forget that DH will need to take 110% of your profit and the charge for not taking this opportunity is €500 or $100 or £620 - whichever is worth the most.

Currency Exchange

DH Airlines offers you the chance to change money. If you have a €50 note and want 2 x €20 notes and a €10 note, then we can help. We can;t change from currency to currency - that would require a person of great intelligence (It's a good job DH himself doesn't know what that word means).

Doors

At DH Airlines we like to think that we offer some of the services of luxury airlines (like EasyJet and RyanAir) so we have decided to offer doors throughout the aircraft. There are doors on all toilets and between classes and a door can be placed between you and the person/dinosaur/rabbit sitting next to at your request.

Stoves

We all know this simple fact, enscribed on walls in Egyptian Tombs and on plaques in houses accross the world:
"Grandmothers can't resist a bit of cooking"
Consequently, DH Airlines has decided to let all of the plane's stoves be open for granmothers to cook their own meal from their own food.
Please note that ONLY Granmothers can cook the food and the food can ONLY be consumed by grandmothers - it will say this somewhere on your ticket, but the font maybe in the same colour as the backgorund.